Veronica Mars: Like a Virgin

Can I get you some coffee? A donut? Baked good of some sort? - Veronica

Aren't we pleasant. You're not going to try to sell me a raffle ticket, are you? - Cliff

Close. I want you to get me onto death row to meet with Abel Koontz. - Veronica

You crazy kids! The stuff you're into. Hula hoops, cramming into phone booths, visiting death row inmates...what's it gonna be next month? - Cliff

Veronica Mars: Betty and Veronica

Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? 

Veronica

Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

Wallace

Veronica Mars: Ruskie Business

 

Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then. 

Keith 

Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak. 

Veronica

Veronica Mars: Lord of the Bling

"I'm ditching his party this weekend 'cause I don't want him getting all crazy violent every time a boy undresses me with his eyes, which happens all the time. 

It's not my fault. I can't help it, God made me fabulous."

 Lilly

Veronica Mars: Drinking the Kool-Aid

 

"This is so endearing, my bad-ass action-figure daughter is afraid of drawing a teensy little drop of blood." 

 Keith

Veronica Mars: You Think You Know Somebody

You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up 

and punching me in the face. 

Veronica

Criminal Minds: "Plain Sight"

"Don't forget that I cannot see myself -- that my role is limited to being the one who looks in the mirror." 

Jacques Rigaut

Veronica Mars: The Wrath of Con

So, Veronica tells me, um, well, actually she hasn't told me anything about you. - Keith

Well, I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. - Troy

Neither do I. - Keith

Well, if you have any questions or you know, you want a list of references or anything... - Troy

So, you going to the homecoming dance? - Keith

Oh yes, sir, if that's okay with you. - Troy

Oh, of course. And after the dance? - Keith

Well I think that Veronica said that she had to be right home after. - Troy

Yeah, good. And you're gonna stay for the whole dance. I mean, you're not gonna leave early and go to a party or a hotel, and still make it back by curfew? - Keith

No, uh, I mean, the whole point of going to the dance... is to go to the dance. - Troy

Good. Good. So you won't mind then, that I canceled your reservation at the Four Seasons? - Keith

Criminal Minds: "Won't Get Fooled Again"

"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble."

 Samuel Johnson

Veronica Mars: Meet John Smith

"You called your geometry teacher a jackass?" - Wallace 

 "That's totally taken out of context. Let me see it." - Veronica

Veronica Mars: Pilot

"You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts."

Lamb

Criminal Minds: "Compulsion"

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." 

Albert Einstein

Veronica Mars: "Pilot"

"And let's not forget Logan Echolls. Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours."

Veronica Mars

Criminal Minds: "Extreme Aggressor"

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
Joseph Conrad